How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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