After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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