I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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