he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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