ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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