..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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