We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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