So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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