sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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