He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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