What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
