Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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