Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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