Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
she peed on how many people?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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