maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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