yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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