we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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