It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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