i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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