I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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