idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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