Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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