that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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