the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I will pee on everything he values.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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