In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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