She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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