It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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