I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
My ass is underappreciated
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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