I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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