My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Randomize
