Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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