Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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