Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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