I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize
