Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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