just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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