If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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