I hope mine doesn't look like that
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize