I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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