I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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