she looked like the bat from fern gully.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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