do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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