you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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