your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
pray to the hookup gods
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