Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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