She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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