I'm jealous of your bromance
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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