and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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