discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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