talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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