Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Its about making memories worth repressing
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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