Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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