She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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