spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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