where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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