Its about making memories worth repressing
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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