Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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