Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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