It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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